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Santa Claus Pwns the Martians Posted by: mysterywalker
Video duration: 388 seconds Abridged version of the movie "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" (1964). If you find this six and a half minutes hard to sit through, just imagine watching the whole movie. Santa does in fact pwn the Martians by the end, at least the bad ones. However, they also kill two of his elves, so I guess it just goes to show that in war nobody really wins. Related: christmas, claus, conquers, martians, pwns, santa, santy |
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Frankenstein Rant About God and Religions Posted by: mysterywalker
Video duration: 500 seconds Frankenstein alienates all of my viewers by saying things about God and religion that anyone who has any point of view whatsoever on God or religion will disagree with. Sorry folks. Related: agnosticism, armyoffrankenstein, atheism, christianity, frankenstein, gnosticism, god, islam, judaism, religion, subgenius |
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A Coach For Cinderella Posted by: mysterywalker
Video duration: 562 seconds This public domain cartoon is a vintage advertisement for Chevrolet cars in which Cinderella receives a brand new Chevrolet from some dwarves so she can go to the ball. We enhanced the color and audio a little. Related: cartoon, chevrolet, cinderella, mystery, walk |
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Virtual Cartoon: Stardust vs the Mad Giant Experimenter Posted by: mysterywalker
Video duration: 357 seconds This is a limited animation/animated comic book adaptation of a very weird public domain golden age comic. It's inspired by those cheesy Marvel Superheroes cartoons from 1966. I love those... Related: age, animation, cartoon, comic, domain, extreme, golden, limited, marvel, mystery, public, show, stardust, superheroes, virtual, walk |
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Mighty Mouse vs. The Wolves Posted by: mysterywalker
Video duration: 173 seconds Here's an original public domain cartoon featuring Mighty Mouse with an alternate uniform color scheme. We made a quick new opening to keep the uniform consistent and edited out five minutes of "hilarious" sheep antics. Related: cartoon, mighty, mouse, mystery, walk |
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Three Stooges: That Little Old Bomb Maker Posted by: mysterywalker
Video duration: 299 seconds This time the stooges are in the army and stop the enemy from using their terrible super bomb. Not really sure which war this is supposed to be, but my best guess is WWI. Related: animation, extreme, limited, mystery, stooges, three, walk |
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PM Picnic - Vintage Ad for Whiskey Salesmen Posted by: mysterywalker
Video duration: 409 seconds This weird cartoon is about Mr. Bee telling all his woodland friends to come to the PM Whiskey party tonight. The phrase "clear, clean, taste" is spoken about 100 times... by the famous celebrity Art Carney. Related: animation, extreme, limited, mystery, walk |
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The Penguins Who Make The Cigarettes Posted by: mysterywalker
Video duration: 259 seconds Nothing hits the spot like a cartoon of penguins making and distributing cigarettes, except perhaps a tasty cigarette itself. Even the Statue of Liberty enjoys these cigarettes and that's because cigarettes equal FREEDOM, baby. Right on! Related: cartoon, cigarette, commercial, mystery, penguin, walk |
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Three Stooges: The Three Astronutz Posted by: mysterywalker
Video duration: 216 seconds An episode of the Three Stooges extremely limited animation public domain cartoon in which they're astronauts. It's better than most of the others. Related: animation, extreme, limited, mystery, stooges, three, walk |
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Stop Driving Us Crazy Posted by: mysterywalker
Video duration: 589 seconds In this weird cartoon a Martian spy learns that god wants people to drive courteously. It's really good. Related: animation, extreme, limited |
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Mr. Piper: The Proud Princess Posted by: mysterywalker
Video duration: 414 seconds Mr. Piper, who is like a chubby Canadian Pee Wee Herman with opera singing skills, hosts this "cartoon," which depicts a Princess prostituting herself to obtain a music box. At the end, she learns that this makes her a skank not worth marrying. If the animation was any more limited, it'd be a slideshow. Related: animation, extreme, limited |
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The Sunshine Makers Posted by: mysterywalker
Video duration: 462 seconds We dig public domain cartoon dwarves blasphemously worshipping the sun. "HAIL HIS MAJESTY THE SUN!!!!" Right on, brothers. Right on. *WORD*. After they finish their little "Hail his majesty" bit it gets pretty boring. Related: cartoon, dwarf, dwarves, mystery, sun, walk, worship |
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Frankenstein tells you about Koans and Propaganda Posted by: mysterywalker
Video duration: 586 seconds Look out kids, Uncle Frankenstein is drunk... Related: armyoffrankenstein, frankenstein, mystery, mysterywalker, walker |
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Kung Fu Battles: Gayest Song in the World Posted by: mysterywalker
Video duration: 191 seconds Two Kung Fu masters move beyond mere physical combat and vie for supremacy by attempting to unleash the awesome power of the gayest song in the world. Related: fu, gay, gayest, in, kung, mystery, mysterywalker, song, the, walker, world |
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Three Stooges: That Was the Wreck That Was Posted by: mysterywalker
Video duration: 247 seconds The Three Stooges get jobs as homewreckers in this limited animation short. Can't really think of anything notable about it... Related: animation, extreme, limited, mystery, stooges, three, walk |
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Time Killers 1 Posted by: mysterywalker
Video duration: 278 seconds Randolph Ratler and company kill all time travelers. Low budget. Related: killers, mystery, mysterywalker, time, timekillers, walker |
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Mr. Pathetic Ep 2: Little Black Sambo Posted by: mysterywalker
Video duration: 304 seconds This is a reading of the 1899 book Little Black Sambo with the original illustrations used and then a filter to make it look old dropped in to emphasize that it's old. Related: animation, black, extreme, limited, little, mystery, original, pathetic, sambo, series, walk |
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Bootleg Fashion Network Posted by: mysterywalker
Video duration: 189 seconds One in a series of shorts about TV channels in the universe of bootleg toys. This has no story -- it's like the fashion channel. I don't know how people can sit through it for the whole thing... at least the fashion channel has hot chicks wearing funny hats. Related: bootleg, channel, fashion, mystery, parody, spaderman, spiderman, toys, walk |
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Frankenstein: Interrogation 2 Posted by: mysterywalker
Video duration: 551 seconds Part two. Guest stars Cobra Commander. His bonkers evil plan is from an actual episode of the old GI Joe series. I'll never forget how Destro reacted when he was told the plan: "What are you, some kind of idiot?" And poor Cobra Commander sounded so proud of himself, too. Ah... good times. Related: armyoffrankenstein, cobra, commander, frankenstein, interrogation, mystery, mysterywalker, parody, walker |
